This is an actual email that I sent today. Everyone that knows that i have a blog has already read it, but I feel that it should be imortalized for future audiences.



Yesterday, between studying for two finals and writing two papers, I took a break and decided if there was anything I could change on my resume in order for employers to have a better view of my might and awe insipring brain. I asked my roomate to look it over for me, catch anything that I may have missed. 
Lo and behold, I missed a doosy.

To let propsective employers keep the closest tabs on me, instead of putting my school e-mail address, which expires when I graduate, I opted to put this e-mail address on there instead.  Ty pointed out to me that employers are not likely to hire someone whoes email (ih8corporations@hotmail.com) states clearly that they do not wish to associate with felonious and dastardly corporations, whos sole purpose
in being is to maximize profit and minimize responsibility.  He further suggested that this may be why I have yet to receive a single interview.

So, despite my digust, I am forced to change my e-mail address to something less inflamatory and more employment friendly.  To this end I may now be electronically reached at sereneleaf@hotmail.com  Please send me an e-mail regarding your thoughts about my brain fart to my new address.  Additionally, please forward this to anyone who may wish to contact me.

This will be that last correspondence you all will receive from this e-mail address


Well, there it is. as my brother said, he had the same problem when his email address was donthiremebcauseiamadumbass@idiot.com