It's Been a While. Be Gentle
Well, First off I must say that I am sorry for not updating sooner. I have no excuse. They Metamucal has run out and I have had blogger constipation. So let me catch everyone up on what has happened.
Went to the folks house for X-mas vacation, which turned into a two-and-a-half week expedition. X-mas was fun, and then New Years was a blast. As I was leaving the parking lot on New Years, I had the crazy idea that I was going ot quit smoking for a New Years resolution. I saw a group of people walking and yelled out of my truck, "Hey, any of y'all smoke?" to which I got the reply, "Yah. You're going to drive us to a party!" Before I knew what was happening seven people climbed into the bed of my truck and a young woman got into my cab, the first words out of her mouth being, "I'm going to get fresh with you." To make a long, and quite refreshing, story short, I drove them all of two blocks and then had to "park."
I arrived back here in San Marcos on Saturday, where I immediatly went bowling, shot pool and got beligerently drunk. What a great town. On Monday I hit the streets running at 9am looking for gainful employment. It is now friday and I have filled out over twenty applications for various places as restaurants to be waiters, pizza places to be drivers, a Honda dealership to sell used cars, and a appartment complex looking for an assistant manager. It is times like this that I wish I had failed a couple of calsses and stayed in school.
Today, however, I am not going to engage in a single, solitary act that requires me leaving the house. Today is Friday the 13th. While I am fairly certain Jason is not going to hack me up while I'm having sex on the dock of Crystal Lake, I am superstitious about this day. But you would be too if you'd been arrested on a Fri the 13th. So, until a new sun arrises, I shall have temporary agoraphobia.
Went to the folks house for X-mas vacation, which turned into a two-and-a-half week expedition. X-mas was fun, and then New Years was a blast. As I was leaving the parking lot on New Years, I had the crazy idea that I was going ot quit smoking for a New Years resolution. I saw a group of people walking and yelled out of my truck, "Hey, any of y'all smoke?" to which I got the reply, "Yah. You're going to drive us to a party!" Before I knew what was happening seven people climbed into the bed of my truck and a young woman got into my cab, the first words out of her mouth being, "I'm going to get fresh with you." To make a long, and quite refreshing, story short, I drove them all of two blocks and then had to "park."
I arrived back here in San Marcos on Saturday, where I immediatly went bowling, shot pool and got beligerently drunk. What a great town. On Monday I hit the streets running at 9am looking for gainful employment. It is now friday and I have filled out over twenty applications for various places as restaurants to be waiters, pizza places to be drivers, a Honda dealership to sell used cars, and a appartment complex looking for an assistant manager. It is times like this that I wish I had failed a couple of calsses and stayed in school.
Today, however, I am not going to engage in a single, solitary act that requires me leaving the house. Today is Friday the 13th. While I am fairly certain Jason is not going to hack me up while I'm having sex on the dock of Crystal Lake, I am superstitious about this day. But you would be too if you'd been arrested on a Fri the 13th. So, until a new sun arrises, I shall have temporary agoraphobia.
posted by Adam T. Whitten at 11:45 AM
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